Water Please
I grew up in house where soda was a rare commodity. When we would go out to eat, you did not even think about ordering a soda. With six kids that would drive up the bill. As an adult I am not much different. I would prefer water to any other drink, most of the time. Now and again I want diet coke, not pepsi, but a coke.
My love of the drink started while I was guiding on the river. It was a good pick me up in the late afternoon when the up-stream winds would kick in. My love affair was turned up a notch after I became the special education coordinator of a Jr. High. The long hours and high stress were a little much at times. During this time I went from having a diet coke a week to three a week.
When I moved to Wyoming my soda drinking dropped and I only craved one when we go out to eat. However, the restaurants in this town serve only pepsi products. And yes there is a deference. So, Travis and I were out to eat at one of our favorite places "Wind River Brew Pub" and I decided that I needed a soda. Coke or no coke. So I ordered a diet pepsi. In the process I may have mentioned to our waitress, that I miss diet coke. She was so kind to inform me on why there is only pepsi products in town.......
"Well its because of those Mormons, ya know?"
"Oh really?"
"Ya, those Mormons own pepsi."
"They do???"
"Ya and the Mormon hub is in Salt Lake City, and thats were the pepsi comes from."
"Are you sure?"
"Ya, and those Mormon are'nt even aloud to drink caffeine."
The funniest part of this conversation was that she made "those Mormons" sound like dirty people. I wonder if her story would have changed if she knew that she was serving two of "those Mormons". Anyway the pepsi turned out to be all right, but I well be ordering a water from here on out.